Sure, I like pikmin as much as the next guy. But this last experience ruined everything. here is my story.
Day 1
Pikmin 3 just came out for the Wii U. I was so exited to pay it! I put in the disc and began playing. The intro appeared and I watch the tutorial. It showed all the new features and obstacles. My mind was blown! I began playing, everything was normal, I gathered some pikmin and began fighting monsters. After a while, it started to get dark. So I headed back to the ship for the next day.
Day 2
When i returned to the pikmin planet. I gathered more pikmin. They started to sing their little happy song. Not happy for long. When they were singing I heard them saying things like "Join us" or "Your dead".
I was getting kind of nervous. I continued playing, I killed a bulborb and instead of it doing the regular dying scene. It just fell. No noise, no nothing it just fell. I didn't have time to pick it up so I just continued adventuring. The sun was starting to set so I gathered up my pikmin and went to the ship.
Day 3
I was already three days into the game, I had about 75 pikmin with me. They started to sing their messed up song again. Their singing didn't bother me. It was the bulborb I killed on the second day. It was still there. It looked all decomposed and bloody. I was freaked out. My pikmin automatically gathered around the bulborb and started singing their song again. Instead of their original song they started singing something even worse. "You are dead, you are gone, now just lay there and rot in hell!" I could not believe what I just heard. I was scared. I got back into the ship. Instead of saying Day 4, it said Day #$@%
Day #$@%
I was already terrified. I don't even know why I was still playing. I gathered my pikmin. The map looked different than usuall. Everything was all glitchy exept for one thing. The bulborb. The dead bulborb was still there. Looking even bloodier than before. I started to hear deep breathing coming from the TV. I was shocked. It sounded like an 80 year old guy coughing and breathing into a microphone. Then, I realised. I had 80 pikmin, there was an 80 year old guy, and on the glitched walls, The number 80 appeared very slightly on the walls. I had enough. I shut off my game. and destroyed the disk. Everything after that was back to normal.
I'm not asking you to believe me, all I'm asking is for you to just listed to my story.
that was creepy ass fuck
ReplyDeletei never play a pikmin game ever again
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